Great White Shark Lighter

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  • $ 2.99


Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and rip ya to pieces.

Suitable for smokers, barbequers, Buddhist monks and anyone who needs a light. All our disposable lighters are quality tested before shipping and ready to use.