Handbook for the Recently Deceased Card

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Beetlejuice taught us all we need to know not just about how to survive the afterlife - but how to truly live.

Don't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on matte greeting card stock and are sure the be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 8.5 inches tall by 5.5 inches wide and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.